Earth’s first intergalactic visitors arrived with curiosity, peace, and a PowerPoint presentation titled “Universal Harmony.” Within minutes of observing a Monday meeting, they quietly packed up their spaceship and left, muttering, “No intelligent life detected.”
The aliens reportedly landed near a corporate park, where they witnessed humans debating font sizes, KPI alignment, and whether “synergy” should be italicized. One alien fainted after hearing the phrase “Let’s circle back.”
Before departure, the aliens sent a message to Earth’s leaders: “Your species spends 40% of its life in meetings that could’ve been emails.” NASA confirmed receipt but scheduled a follow‑up meeting to discuss it next Monday.
Experts now believe aliens will only return once humanity learns to mute microphones and stop saying “Can you see my screen?”
