The United States, tired of waiting for diplomacy to finish its PowerPoint slides, decided to send 80 missiles to Iran […]
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In what experts are calling the most confusing security breach in history, Trump reportedly survived an “attack” despite being surrounded
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In a press conference that looked more like a stand‑up routine gone wrong, Trump announced a “strategic war plan” against
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The government quietly passed a law outlawing honesty, and officials celebrated with a statement full of curated feelings and zero
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