Oracle Teaches New Lesson: Ctrl+Alt+Terminate
In the latest episode of Big Tech Theatre, Oracle has introduced a new HR shortcut: Ctrl+Alt+Terminate. Employees logged in one […]
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US Sends Missiles to Iran: Because Diplomacy Was Stuck in a Monday Meeting
The United States, tired of waiting for diplomacy to finish its PowerPoint slides, decided to send 80 missiles to Iran
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Trump Attacks Himself, Security Applauds
In what experts are calling the most confusing security breach in history, Trump reportedly survived an “attack” despite being surrounded
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Trump Declares War on Logic, Iran Just Watches
In a press conference that looked more like a stand‑up routine gone wrong, Trump announced a “strategic war plan” against
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Politicians Discover Honesty, Immediately Declare It Illegal
The government quietly passed a law outlawing honesty, and officials celebrated with a statement full of curated feelings and zero
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