Trump Attacks Himself, Security Applauds
In what experts are calling the most confusing security breach in history, Trump reportedly survived an “attack” despite being surrounded […]
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Trump Declares War on Logic, Iran Just Watches
In a press conference that looked more like a stand‑up routine gone wrong, Trump announced a “strategic war plan” against
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Fitness Tracker Now Counts Sarcastic Comments as Cardio
A new fitness tracker promises to turn passive‑aggressive remarks into measurable exercise, awarding “sarcasm steps” and calorie credits for eye‑rolls,
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Indian Moms Launch Startup: Free Advice, Unlimited Guilt
Three enterprising Indian moms launched Advice & Guilt Pvt. Ltd., a startup that monetizes unsolicited wisdom and emotional leverage. Their
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Apple’s New iPhone Comes Without a Phone — Innovation at Its Finest
Apple’s latest launch redefines minimalism: the “iPhone Minus” ships as an elegantly empty box, sold as the ultimate lifestyle statement
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Politicians Discover Honesty, Immediately Declare It Illegal
The government quietly passed a law outlawing honesty, and officials celebrated with a statement full of curated feelings and zero
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